Friday, February 5, 2010
It's really more about the lifestyle...
Truthfully, I didn't even know I WANTED to spend nearly $500 on luggage I don't really need, till I saw the following details:
The Top 10 Reasons You Know You Need To Pack Up & Go With Your Trusty Adventure Set:
1. Your Chilean Visa just expired and some crazy stuff went down in the rain forest.
2. You found a giant box of gold when you were scuba diving in Belize. And you took it.
3. You found a secret passage in the National Gallery which lead you to a room that monitors all the conversations between the Prime Minister and Obama
4. You have to jump out of your propeller plane because the pilot turned out to be a spy.
5. You were forced to sleep with the Consulate’s daughter in order to gain secret information about the whereabouts of that damn bomb.
6. You got in a fist fight with another spy who was posing as a priest at the Vatican.
7. You lost all your money betting on poker in Monaco.
8. You lost all your money buying too much vintage champagne in Monaco.
9. You just lost all your money in Monaco.
10. You ticked off a large group of angry Nazis by stealing their map that plots to take over the world.
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