So, the BaconSalt got me thinking… don’t get me wrong, I bet it’s great, I’m just saying that the kind of guys that invented BaconSalt, are probably kind of like the guys that came up with the Beer Bra. Oh wait, I’m sorry, that sounds so tacky. It’s the Wine Rack.
Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!
Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks."
The Wine Rack is an inflatable bra you can fill with booze. Not ONLY does it increase your bra size (oh yeay) but you can give your man a much needed stealth beverage at, let’s say, sporting events. Your man, I should mention, who probably bought you your beer bra in the first place, because it matched his Beerbelly.
And when you met, it went something kinda like this:
“wow, that’s quite a gut you got there.”
(pats gut proudly) “yesserie, that’s not just any beer gut little lady. This bladder is loaded with BONA-FIDE vino. That’s Italian.”
“You don’t say.”
“yes Mam.” (squints), “… you want some BaconSalt?”
I'm probably just mocking because I’m jealous. But, you know, if you are the kind of guy that has a Beerbelly and a case of BaconSalt, and no Honey with a WineRack of her own, you might want to consider getting yourself one of these:
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