I might be friends with Superman now

I will occasionally get someone on Facebook or Myspace or etc, that wants me to add them to my list of friends, even though we have never met or even exchanged words. To which I usually reply, "why?"

I mean, if we have never even exchanged hellos, why should I add you to my list of friends? How will my new and burgeoning friendship with you improve my life? What amazing features ABOUT you, can I pull out to impress my already existing friends?

Today, I got this reply:

1. I'm smart
2. I'm tall
3. I'm awesome
4. I'm unstoppable
5. I own 5 ties

Which is, admit it, a pretty awesome reply. Change the tense and I would want it for an epitaph. I may steal it for my epitaph anyway. After all, can they REALLY nail you for plagiarism, if you're dead?